At my local shop, perusing the trades, and I came across a Fantastic Four Visionaries volume by John Byrne. I’ve never really read anything by Byrne, but I’ve heard good things about his FF, so I flipped it open.
There is no God.
Why would you give Sue Storm a mullet, John? Why would you do that? She’s a mother. She’s a role model. Why, for the love of all things, would you give her a &$%#ing mullet?
And his Johnny Storm had a pretty sh!tty haircut, too: